1. AWKWARD ENCOUNTER. If I texted you this morning, you know of whom I speak.

2. There are so many squirrels around my place! And not the asshole fat squirrels that scream at you when you try to walk around - cute tiny squirrels that eat grass seeds. It's awesome - they're so fast and adorable.

3. At this point, Dorothy would say, "Maybe we are still in Kansas, Toto." In my case, I am obviously stuck in L.A. because today there was TRAFFIC. BICYCLE TRAFFIC. What the fuck!! Friends always joke that I attract traffic, but apparently it is NOT A JOKE. There is no way I can explain this in words, and a picture does not do it justice. Just know that it was bumper to bumper TRAFFIC. For those born in the L.A. area, imagine the 5 or the 101 during peak rush hour - almost completely stopped traffic, constant application of brakes, except on a bike. My road rage is starting to act up. FUCK. Oh and there is never any bike parking either. I might as well have never left L.A. It's funny but at the same time.. -_-;;

4. I was so desperate for coffee this morning that I bought a $2.50 double shot espresso, only to get a mocha. I don't like mochas for a number of reasons, one being the fact that it has milk in it :(

For the record, I drank it anyway. Now I'm sick. HAHAHA. Revenge of the mocha.

5. On standing in line: if the person standing in front of you keeps moving away, trying to press further ahead in line because that person is clearly uncomfortable with you being so close to him/her, it is not an indication to MOVE FORWARD. Also, stop picking at your fingernail dirt (then biting your nails.. eww!!) and coughing without covering your face. You need to give others some personal space damn it!

Specifically, if your dick is pressed into the middle of my back, YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE. ughh.

6. Parkour is really cool. There are three useless scenes - one at the very beginning (skip to 00:30), one after the first action scene (skip to 2:00), and one at the very end - but the action scenes are well worth watching.


It feels like it's been a long day already.. but it's only been five hours since I got up, and I still have classes and things to do.

P.S. Silly MCBD professor. I see what you did there. ahhhhhh...hahaha.